I am Alex of Midgard and I am SO not burdened with glorious purpose, that is Loki's job but, I am a little bit of a badass…no I'm not

lucrezialoveshercesare:

startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

this actually fucking hurts.

(via billyyteddy)

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bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

(via agentrodgers)

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221cbakerstreet:

CUTE SMALL PIRATE CAT FRIEND

(Source: zipping, via howabootnaw)

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On the set of Only Lovers Left Alive

It’s an amazing wig, it’s made out of human hair and yak hair and goat hair, both my wig and Tilda’s wig, and Mia’s. Because Jim really wanted the vampires to have this kind of feral beauty. We talked about wolves, if you see a wolf in the wild, their fur looks incredibly shiny as it has just been on condition. And, you know, because these are not just refined, sophisticated artists. They are wild creatures. They are Vampires. I thought that was cool, you know.”

(Source: tomhiddleston-gifs)

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The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend:Wow.. you.. you look great.
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raptor-rider:

ayla-kurone:

nanibgal:

piezeth:

angryteenagebear:

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

YOU SAID IT, NINTENBRO

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE PUNS PLEASE NINTENDONT

IM SORRY WE DID NOT NINTEND TO MAKE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT

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elmakias:

Danny Worsnop of Asking Alexandria in Dublin, Ireland 

elmakias:

Danny Worsnop of Asking Alexandria in Dublin, Ireland 

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professor-slimmcharles:

catgotyoururl:

kaiserneko:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

^^That should be the first conversation to be had. Expiring buckets with an outdated and obsolete way of thinking making critical decisions for the future that they have no longevity in.

(Source: nevermindtheb0ll0cks, via agentrodgers)

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madeupmonkeyshit:

how niggas walk when they get new shoes

madeupmonkeyshit:

how niggas walk when they get new shoes

(via onlylolgifs)

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cosbyykidd:

juiciep:

whatisthat-velvet:

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I’m crying.

I wonder how many of these conversations I’ve had with people lmao

I am Peele

(Source: cc.com, via agentrodgers)

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http://fuck-kirk.tumblr.com/post/100613092816/engineeringbiochem-so-shield-isnt-getting →

engineeringbiochem:

so shield isn’t getting money from the government anymore. they could have some private investors, but that’s risky at best.
so please accept this money making alternatives for the agents of shield team:

  • Triplett and Mack’s Lawn Mowing Service
  • Skye’s IT Service
  • Lance…
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